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Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Is there such a thing as to much Glitter?

I think the answer is yes... I have been known to be not as right as I could have been (a.k.a. wrong)... So let's examine the facts....

Glitter, like baby blue eye shadow, is one of the most over used items of makeup.

Unless you are a stripper or Lady Ga Ga I think there is a level of "Ooh you look amazing!" and "Wow did a disco ball explode on your face?"

I know as woman (or a man), most of us are attracted and will buy shiny things. I know I will. I can't even make it through a Macy's without being distracted at least a dozen times...

But....

That doesn't mean we need to coat ourselves in. It isn't like it is skin protector that will repel a denim penis thrusting against you in a dark club where the only true protection we have is a friend willing to whisk you off to the bathroom or the willingness to deliver a "junk punch". If nothing else it encourages it. Men are attracted to shiny objects as well, most especially when they curvy and wrapped in tight outfits..

So lesson here ladies (and gents).... If you think you have to much glitter on, YOU DO!

So think twice before you sprinkle, rub, line, paste or smooth that final coat of sparkly awesomeness on yourself.... Unless of course some pole dancing is in your immediate future!

1 comment:

  1. I don't know... hairika, I never think I have too much glitter on!

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